suckin diesel 

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.

John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"

suckin diesel by Flarkey August 26, 2004

Sucker dick

Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.

1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!

2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"

" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't

expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."

"Oh. Sweet."

3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".

Sucker dick by Hostrodamus July 8, 2015

Sucking the Glass Dick 

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

Sucking the Glass Dick by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

Badge Sucker 

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

Badge Sucker by Moontos December 31, 2006

Chuckle Suckle 

A girl that looks like Chucky, the red-headed doll from the Child's Play movies, and has a snaggletooth through which she sucks her boyfriend's penis.

Hey Chris, Chuckle Suckle looks like she can really suck, but do you ever get cut by her snaggletooth?

Chuckle Suckle by Randy W.. January 13, 2010

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

brown sucking by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

Sucked paint 

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018