TDS Park 

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.

Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.

TDS Park by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025

South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.

Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."

South Park Guys by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

South Park

awesome

South Park is awesome, thank you Matt and trey

South Park by booboobyebye22 October 18, 2025

boxgrove park

Boxgrove park is a park located in markham, boxgrove. While boxgrove park is a well kept and beautiful park there is local teenager's loitering at the park. The teenagers have had cops walking around the park and all the bathrooms closed down, and had real gang members there such as the 14erz and 444. At a point the park was facing getting shutdown. The frontrunners of the teenagers aka "BGB( boxgrove bullies)" as they call themselves are taranpreet johal singh and Saberesh Kuhan. They should remind themseleves that they live in a suburb.

Kaiz don't go to boxgrove park BGB is there

boxgrove park by Jamyl premji Bhavanjot bopari November 20, 2025

Hershey Park Handrail

The action of placing ones forearm in between a sexual partner's butt cheeks while holding a fist full of Cherry Flavored Twizzlers and eating them.

Chris gave her the ole' Hershey Park Handrail.

Hershey Park Handrail by AnnieHoss December 18, 2025

Orchard Park

Could be a noun or a verb.

When the death of Hitler impacts someone’s emotional state so deeply that they feel the urge to ejaculate into a copy of the book “Goodnight Moon” after killing a hooker.

“Troy was orchard parking at the party last weekend because someone mentioned Hitlers death.”

Orchard Park by Shuldydi January 19, 2026

Kings Park

The town consists of 50% white trash alcoholics, 25% pedophiles, and the rest are mentally ill people that come from a complex near the Post Office. The people who submitted definitions on here are the old townies who can't come to terms with the shit hole their hometown turned into. Kings Park has more smoke shops and sketchy bars than restaurants and the only nice part about it is the High School field that was paid for by the tax dollars of Fort Salonga. AND THOSE PEOPLE ALL SEND THEIR KIDS TO PRIVATE SCHOOL. Fort Salonga is part of Northport (only about 20% of Fort Salonga goes to the Kings Park School District), Neighboring towns refer to Kings Park as "Gray Gardens". (referring to the movie about two old ladies that live in a falling down house that they still think is nice)

Imagine being the only ghetto town on the North Shore??

John: "Bro did you hear Kings Park just got "The Most Bars in 1 Zipcode" in the Guinness book of world records"
Joe: "dam, bro im not shocked, my cousin told me that the AA meetings in that town have a waitlist"

Kings Park by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026