MSA.1998's definitions

Kings Park

The town consists of 50% white trash alcoholics, 25% pedophiles, and the rest are mentally ill people that come from a complex near the Post Office. The people who submitted definitions on here are the old townies who can't come to terms with the shit hole their hometown turned into. Kings Park has more smoke shops and sketchy bars than restaurants and the only nice part about it is the High School field that was paid for by the tax dollars of Fort Salonga. AND THOSE PEOPLE ALL SEND THEIR KIDS TO PRIVATE SCHOOL. Fort Salonga is part of Northport (only about 20% of Fort Salonga goes to the Kings Park School District), Neighboring towns refer to Kings Park as "Gray Gardens". (referring to the movie about two old ladies that live in a falling down house that they still think is nice)

Imagine being the only ghetto town on the North Shore??

John: "Bro did you hear Kings Park just got "The Most Bars in 1 Zipcode" in the Guinness book of world records"
Joe: "dam, bro im not shocked, my cousin told me that the AA meetings in that town have a waitlist"

by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026

Northport

Honestly a great place to live, The really rich people are from Fort Salonga, Eatons Neck, and Asharoken. But Northport is far from poor. You must drive a Mercedes, vote republican, and make fun of the poor people in Kings Park to fit in. Somehow this little town has some of the best restaurants in the county too. Northport has some of the best MILFS on the island, huge tits and they r so down bad for young guys. I have heard so many stories..

It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"

"Bro lets go to Northport and fuck some MILFS"

by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026