Doing a susan

Over eating to the point where you are about to burst.

I’m doing a susan and eating this last slice of cake

by HappyChappy83 July 16, 2019

susan moore

A woman who loves sex

Susan moore loves cock she wonts moore like a hore

Susan is sutch a moore she is a slut that thribs for moore cock

by Bradelie November 21, 2016

Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

by FistyWayne June 29, 2021

Slick Susan

Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.

After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Susan on the Sly

A secondary girlfriend, one that is around constantly and annoys you and your personal friends.

Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?

Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly

by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

slippery susan

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner

Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...

by KountKaos December 14, 2014

susan wian

a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.

susan wian, you're a cunt.

by donkeypunchcunt October 13, 2012