Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.

"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Chocolate Shuffle

When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.

Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.

Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else

One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.

by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011

Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.

Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy

by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

Chocolate Rain

The result of eating a cheeseburger and then downing 7lbs of laxitive

Tay Zonday ate 7lbs of laxitive and is making chocolate rain.

by BRYANJUSMC March 7, 2009

Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

by Skyehi November 19, 2018