Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

looking for bread

being horny in public

why are you looking for bread all the time?

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough

Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking

by Minority Cubed March 17, 2019

shred bread

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019

Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside

Wow i like eating chode bread

by Sos sprk December 4, 2019

Bed Bread

A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.

"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"

by loblo September 14, 2014