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white pill

The complete opposite of the black pill. Whereas taking the black pill means that you have a pessimistic view about life and you feel like it's meaningless and it all leads to suffering, taking the white pill means that you start to actually see the world for what it is.

Yeah, there is a lot of suffering, yeah bad stuff will happen, but that's just a part of life. Taking the white pill means accepting these things and understanding that there is more to life than bad stuff.

As a civilization we have been accomplished so much. We are the species that rule the world. We invented things that will give you an immeasurable amount of pleasure. Movies, video games, delicious food, music, competitions. We have achieved a lot.

And so what if there is no God? And so what if there is no meaning to life? That just gives you even more freedom, you have the freedom to choose your own meaning.

Bad times will come and go, and so will good ones, mostly life is neutral, but if you take the white pill you can find pleasure in the mundane.

Just keep doing what you like and balance that with things that you probably don't like doing but are necessary.

You're gonna make it, we're all gonna make it.
Martin: Dude, my anxiety has gotten worse lately, how do you manage to be so optimistic all the time?
Bryan: I don't know man, I just took the white pill when a baby and I understand that bad things will come and go.
Martin: Yeah, but don't you feel terrible when bad things happen? Don't you get sad and deppressed ?
Bryan: Yes I do, but even at those times I just try to learn what could be learned and then I focus on forgetting about it. There more you upset over something the worse it will get. Just try to distact yourself. Force yourself out of that comfort zone. Martin I know what you're talking about, you're upset about that girl aren't you?
Martin: How did you? Man, Im just unlikable. I'll stay alone forever.
Bryan: Martin you're a loser but there is nothing bad about that. Take the white pill, there is a concert tonight and we're going.
Martin: I don't feel like it.
Bryan: JESUS CHRIST, we're you not listening to me? Just force yourself, trust me you'll feel better about it. Maybe you'll even talk to some girls, I'll help you out.
Martin: Are you serious?
Bryan: Hell yeah, white pill all the way.
by Bobata April 4, 2019
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White Person Lottery

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).
Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.
by Eric Kazinsky February 2, 2015
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white rabbit

One of the many mistical figures that leads you into a hole of psychological discovery. Sometimes related to using psychedelic drugs like lsd, but also used in hypnosis and meditation to reach a desired destination (such as a different level of consciousness or location) The main verb attached to the white rabbit is to follow.
by tim March 20, 2004
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White boy summer

Basically summer for white males to enjoy and relax after a year of bs, hate and being blamed for everything bad that happens in the world by incels.
Jacob: "hey Josh Emily said she wanna cancel you on twitter."
Josh: "lmao fuck her its white boy summer, grab beers we going camping".
by GonnaCry?1728 April 25, 2021
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White drugs

White drugs are a category of drugs that are considering to be the worst of all of the drugs. They're called White Drugs because they tend to be white in colour, but don't refer to every single drug that is white.

White drugs is used most commonly to refer to heroin, methamphetamine and other types of speed, cocaine and PCP. Other drugs that are white in colour such as ecstasy, ketamine and research chemicals are not included.

Some habitual drug users vow not to use white drugs due to the fear of addiction but do use other drugs such as marijuana, alcohol, ecstasy, LSD and other hallucinogens.
"want a bag of H tonight?"

"nah man I stay away from white drugs"
by Rio Fantastic January 19, 2008
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White fever

When you are most attracted to Caucasians over other races
I have a white fever
by HeyB0ss May 9, 2020
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white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.
Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.
by TZ January 6, 2005
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