Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

Todded

Todded both a name and a verb

To mean to be absolutely screwed over by a person when they manage to absolutely f@ck up the job that they are surprisingly being paid to do

Hey why are you upset. Bro I was given the wrong brake pads again. Ahh you got todded

by Eyess January 23, 2026

Toader

A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.

"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."

"You mean a toader right?"

by Insurrect3023 January 31, 2026

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011