Definitions by Biofuel-Et
Toddler Lunch
A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
Toddler Lunch by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
Target mom
Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.
Target mom by Biofuel-Et July 28, 2017