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An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.
Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?
Toader by Farmersbread October 16, 2017
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A hillybillys name for his penis.
My sister loves my toader.
toader by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016
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Used to describe a straight individual who has done something incredibly heterosexual.
Janet: Hey fancy watching RuPaul tonight?
John: What's that?
Janet: Oh John you silly toader.
Toader by Farmersbread May 18, 2018
My sister loves my toader.
toader by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016
My sister loves my toader.
toader by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016
A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.
"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."

"You mean a toader right?"
Toader by Insurrect3023 January 31, 2026
Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".
That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.
Toaden by SirManth August 14, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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