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Todded

To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.
Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!
by Angry TD August 21, 2019
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Todded

1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
by HypotheticallySpeaking May 15, 2014
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todded

When you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. Then walk out without saying a word.
Wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.
by darktrance March 6, 2013
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Todded

A form of jedi mind trick that overrules common sense and makes you stay out to all hours of the night.
I got 100% Todded Last night, got home after 4am and am feeling atrocious!
by ceekerr May 14, 2018
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Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.
Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?
by Walallala September 2, 2021
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Todded

Todded both a name and a verb

To mean to be absolutely screwed over by a person when they manage to absolutely f@ck up the job that they are surprisingly being paid to do
Hey why are you upset. Bro I was given the wrong brake pads again. Ahh you got todded
by Eyess January 23, 2026
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sweeney todded

to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.
that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.
by assclown fucktart January 27, 2008
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