Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.

After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan

by JussChaos December 19, 2021

Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008

Slick Susan

Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.

After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

by FistyWayne June 29, 2021

Susan on the Sly

A secondary girlfriend, one that is around constantly and annoys you and your personal friends.

Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?

Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly

by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

slippery susan

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner

Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...

by KountKaos December 14, 2014

susan wian

a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.

susan wian, you're a cunt.

by donkeypunchcunt October 13, 2012