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Schrödinger's ship

In television: a ship that is considered canon due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing the couple from the story or killing them before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation. The couple can be interpreted as both "canon by valid assumption due to vast amounts of supporting evidence" and "not-canon by absence of explicit confirmation of reciprocation" depending on viewer preference.
"Watch me suffer along with my OTP in this Schrödinger's ship. As long as I stay in this dumpster, I'm both alive and dead."
by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020
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Jump Ship

Leave an organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea. This departure is usually due to inside information, or a gut feeling, concerning the pending failure of said organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea.

References the visual of a sinking ship, i.e.- the crew evacuates rather than stays honor bound to the cause of saving the ship at the expense of their lives.
Leaving a close knit business is never an easy choice. If the supervisors have managed their crew, or staff, with equanimity and sound ethical judgement those employees will dedicate themselves to the failing business in hopes of restoring the profitability rather than merely choosing to Jump Ship.
by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006
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Mother Ship

Coined by former SportsCenter anchor, Dan Patrick, used in place of the proper name of his former organization - ESPN

A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.
Hey, Dan, is there anyone left at the Mother Ship that likes Chris Berman, or are they all tired of his ridiculous, self-important attitude?
by bukowsky September 17, 2012
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shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'
boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out
by sconbon April 11, 2007
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The Ship is Sailing

When you want 2 people to date you ship them, when they do end up dating, that’s when “the ship is sailing
Hey! Did you hear that jack and Leslie are finally together?

No way! The ship is sailing!
by MysteryLife13 January 9, 2021
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Piece of Ship

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.
Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."
by M3TEOR October 1, 2014
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Eating the ship

The term of eating the ship is to, “ getting really fat or, being too dirty for eating
Man, you are ‘eating the ship’ that too much
by Carlos2739 April 29, 2020
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