When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
by booty hooty September 13, 2016

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."
by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

A sex position where you go on all fours in the shower with the water running and you moan like a rhino
by Span clan March 14, 2018

by YouIsABitch! March 4, 2023

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
by Aphik April 29, 2011

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open
by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019
