monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016

Ultimate Yellow Monday

A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.

Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday

by cyclopz April 13, 2010

Having A Monday

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

monday night

monday night is for weed, pot, and/or marijuana. Never be weed-less on mondays.

Dude. I'm up for some Monday Night.

by Pooja Yo May 19, 2007

ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

monday morning surprise

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009

New York cock Exchange (black monday)

A great title for a porn franchise

Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!

by Potentialwasted July 9, 2015