Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding April 07, 2012

magnet corner

The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.

"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."

by Alice Catriona June 13, 2007

ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Clout Magnet

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.

Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019

Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 02, 2017