Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

chocolate wallet

"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.

Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

by YesYesYesYesNo December 3, 2014

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

Chocolate Rain

The result of eating a cheeseburger and then downing 7lbs of laxitive

Tay Zonday ate 7lbs of laxitive and is making chocolate rain.

by BRYANJUSMC March 7, 2009

Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

by Skyehi November 19, 2018

Chocolate milkshake

Ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw.

No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.

by welshcaravan May 22, 2014

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004