cheeto dick 

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

cheeto dick by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

Dicksplash 

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected

You f*****g dicksplash!

Dicksplash by Ze Lion October 6, 2003

Dick Cheney 

The only heartless person in the world to have heart complications, also has bad eyesight proven by his ability to mistake a human for a quail.
see Satan

You can't spell Dick Cheney without dick

Dick Cheney by Nemesis921 March 4, 2009

Dick Cheney 

This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)

dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul!

childern: OH NO!!!!

Dick Cheney by tkc...mkf March 6, 2010

dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

dick lasagna by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Dick Cheney 

1) Former Vice President of the United States.

2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.

Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.

I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.

Dick Cheney by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 21, 2011

Chick-to-Dick Ratio 

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

Chick-to-Dick Ratio by Maxel August 21, 2007