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jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.
"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

Friends of Jesus 

"Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus" (Convoy, CW McCall)
Friends of Jesus by Veloster April 12, 2007

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!
"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!" - The Jesus
The Jesus by shnoogins07 December 20, 2008

black jesus 

A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.

Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.
Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."
black jesus by Quivver July 18, 2006

East Jesus 

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)
I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.
East Jesus by Light Joker November 4, 2004