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The Toilet Seat 

Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.

Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.

Guy1: Shit yeah son!
The Toilet Seat by GaryOlson June 9, 2010

Dogs in the Tub

The sexual act of the male inserting his scrotum (both testicles) into a woman's vagina. The feat is so difficult to accomplish, it is like getting 'dogs in the tub'.
After a long day of running around and being active with my pets, I like to go home, wash up a bit, call my girl on the phone, and try to get my dogs in the tub. It's a lot easier than the LSAT's!
Dogs in the Tub by Bollo March 13, 2004

throw the toys out of the pram 

Really really really really lose all sense of reality and make a right royal mess of the nursery, toys all over the floor, dummies spat left right and centre, buggies over etc etc.
When people throw the toys out of the pram the resulting outburst usually says more about the author of the outburst than the person(s) it's about - names changed of course.

*****,

This PM is from me personally, nothing to do with the club or my position as ******** of this club.

I am afraid that its time some things were set straight for once and for all.

Bottom line is that I dont like you, I did initially as you come across as this petite little child that wouldnt say boo to a goose and you start to open up to you about private things. Then you start to talk to other people and you realise that you have discussed this private information with a load of other people and of course you have twisted it a little.

A lot of us worked this out after that show where we found out that it was you that had said that people were unhappy but then we found that they were fine and that you had made it look much worse.

You are a very clever person in the sense that you are manipulative in what you do, I would have thought that you would have better things to do in your time but it appers not and your immaturity shines through above anything else.

You get the lonely guys wrapped round your finger so that you can get some male support and then use them as your cronies, shame that they cant see you for what you are, the older ones amonsgt us have known what you are like for ages.

I have had complaints about the **** meet that you are unwelcoming and that you sit in your corner in your little clichy group and dont even talk to new members, you sit on the crap thread all day and think its amusing and then tell us that you are busy all day like we dont notice what you are doing ..

You have given up on the **** meet because you cant cope with it and its slowly died a death.

I am glad I have said this as I feel much better now, of course I know that you will go and tell *** , **** and ***** as they are your cronies and dress it up so it looks good so I will make sure that this goes to the people that can see the truth and see you for what you are.

Of course ***** being ***** you will want to go and tell ****** so he feels sorry for you and anyone else that will listen so that you can get support.

You are a very very immature person who has a lot of growing up to do I am afraid and a lot to learn about life, you also try to come across as something that you are not, you are a junior admin at the end of the day.

I dont really have anything else to say to you to be honest

Say hi to *** for me and his TESCO's curries and **** and his escpades with other women

The Tempest 

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.
Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.
The Tempest by Nova June 14, 2005

the turn 

This is one card dealt face up on the table after the flop in Texas holdem poker
Well, I didn't get any help with the flop, maybe I will the card I get at the turn. I'm dreaming.
the turn by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.
Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.
The Taser by Rohlfy May 26, 2004