The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.