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Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.
Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

Rubber Duck 

A wank with rubber gloves on
After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"
I have rubber dick.
Rubber Dick by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

Rubber Ducker 

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."
"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."
Rubber Ducker by WMT August 1, 2003

rubber rocket 

when a woman sticks a dildo in her pussy and queefs.....the dildo shoots out
the rubber rocket almost shot me in the face hunny and man does something smell like fish?

rubber charlie 

1.)A man or woman who is either not paying attention or oblivious to the situation at hand
hey, that guy stopped at a green light! What a rubber charlie
rubber charlie by The Cod January 4, 2009