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Peter Pwn 

Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz live in Neverland pwning and raping random kids and piratez.
Peter Pwn is the pimp of 15 Murrmadez and the underaged pwnstar Tinkerbellmao. Tinkerbellmao is his favorite and she gets jealous every time Peter Pwn gets a hard-on from older sluts like Wendy Darling and her brothers (which he kidnaps and later rapes.)
He is a true kid magnet.
He is also the arch enemy of Captain Hooker, who now had his arm replaced by a crooked dildo after he got pwned by Peter Pwn and the Lust Boyz in the movie 'Peter Pwn: From Pwnama to Owntario.'

Peter Pwn seems to be underaged in every movie he appears in. In the movie 'Peter Pwn and the Pwnorama,' it turns out Captain Hooker's loyal slave Smee (born Spankmee Petrownski) is his father.
In the movie 'Peter Pwn: Lust for Children' he marries Peter Pwnette, and it turns out they pwned happily ever after.
Person 1: Did you see tht Crowncodile bite Captain Hooker?
Person 2: It was Peter Pwns Crowncodile.
Peter Pwn by Ministarjbt December 2, 2009

Foliage Pwn 

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"
guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!
Foliage Pwn by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009
Related Words
pwned Pwn pwnd pwnage pwner pwnt pwn3d pwnzor pwning pwnies

anti pwn 

1) Not the pwn, but just the oppsite.
2) A person who thinks they are the Shit but they are not
3) A retard who thinks he knows all about video games
Dude, Adam is the anti pwn
anti pwn by Eoy February 28, 2008

self-pwn 

1: When you do something utterly stupid, it causes something bad to happen to you

2: suicide

3: Variation of self-own
Guy 1: He slipped on his skateboard and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.

Guy 2: Self-PWNED!
self-pwn by Tacosniffer May 19, 2006

combo pwn 

When two people post on someones topic and the 1st post pwns her once. Then the second guy come on and adds to it to combo the pwn.
Originally posted by: brie.
hey noobs sup

Originally posted by:sh4n3y
70k of your posts was spent making this thread over and over

Originally posted by:Best;Mistake
the other 6k are you defending your uglyness

Originally Posted by: murderscene,
LOL@ Combo Pwn
combo pwn by Travis Measures June 27, 2008

Nippon pwn pwn!

1. Used by those of Japanese decent as a battle cry (mainly but not limited to online games).
2. Simply a way of stating that Japan(Nippon) rules.
3. Sometimes used as a random ass interjection in the middle of someone else's sentence, or when ever the user damn well preases.
4. can also be used to refer to the never ending stream of "ror's omfb's rofr's and 'pwn pwn pwn's'" that an asian might unleash when they feel the need to spam, thus it is called 'nippon pwn pwn'

history: created when someone started shouting "Nippon banzai!" and another shouted "PWN PWN PWN!"
Mikey:omfb Eric-san did you see that i was rike BOOM HEAD SHOT!
Eric:Nippon pwn pwn!
MIkey:Nippon pwn pwn!
Eric:ror
Nippon pwn pwn! by rorTATror February 18, 2009
(n)-To strategically pwn an opposing team in a sporting contest from a coaching position.
"Damn, Joe Torre got coach-pwn3d pitching Wang on only 3 days rest."

"Haha... Waanngg."
Coach-pwn by Kyler H October 26, 2007