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Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet
"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"
by turohabaneero October 21, 2025
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
by potterharry June 10, 2021
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Puck Slut

psycho redhead girl that always goes for hockey players; aka, Kate
Are you a Kate? Yes, I’m a total puck slut.
by ashker123 January 13, 2020
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Puck

A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...
Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?

Wow, you totally pucked that up.
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017
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drop the puck

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!
by 420mason December 31, 2020
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Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests
by Puckn't October 17, 2021
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