Chess

the greatest game of all time.

yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique

ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost

by A Person Named Hydride January 4, 2025

Chess

The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.

Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Rando Chess

A metaphor in video game theory that refers to a game of chess with all the rules of regular chess until a player wins. Once a player wins, a die is rolled, and the loser becomes a winner if it reads "1".

Refers to a video game where random factors can triumph over skill, often in favor of player engagement or as a side affect of emergent or dynamic gameplay.

The Fortnite storm mechanic puts you in a game of rando chess

by this handle is not in use September 17, 2025

Hop on FPS Chess

A common term used by femboys to request extreme oral sex

Hey John, wanna hop on FPS Chess?
John: PLEASE

by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

Henry play me in the chess

A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit

Henry play me in the chess

by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025

Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

by Tim Books June 28, 2020

Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.

"Let's play Tic Tac Chess."

by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021