When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
Get the scooter-excuse mug.Irish subaru club run by morons technically the site is an extension of bebo and msn messenger.
The rulling body of the site think they are gods and that the whole site revolves around them very little useful subaru information unless you want to know what wheels look best or the latest craze in dust caps.
the mod team consist of andy pansy, a hobit, stupid stu the guru and a baldy bloke who wears nail polish
The rulling body of the site think they are gods and that the whole site revolves around them very little useful subaru information unless you want to know what wheels look best or the latest craze in dust caps.
the mod team consist of andy pansy, a hobit, stupid stu the guru and a baldy bloke who wears nail polish
by scoobyireland August 26, 2009
Get the scoobyireland mug.A sexual act. During doggie-style sex the man will put on a scary mask while continuing to thrust. He will tap the woman on the shoulder to surprise her. When she runs away naked the man will proceed to chase her room to room with said mask on. At some point during the chase the man will likely trip due to poor visibility. The woman will roll the man up in an old rug and pull off his mask to reveal his identity.
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Get the BOUTTA SCOOB mug.Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?
Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
by tatijarvis July 30, 2010
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