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kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010
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pleasurable reality

A reality one can choose to live in in which one expects to and does experience a lot of pleasure continually or continuously.
There are basically two worlds people live in or choose to live in, the world of pleasure and the world of pain. The first is the pleasurable reality.
by but for December 24, 2017
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reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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reality die

Reality die refers to a constant need to say fuck you to reality and be glad it'll die one day
Man I really hope reality dies soon
by Quinn gs fgfn August 1, 2022
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Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
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Reality is Nigh

When something horribly wrong is going to happen because someone was incredibly stupid
DUDE! WAKE UP! SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU! REALITY IS NIGH!!!
by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018
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reality fame

n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.
1. Myspace: A place for reality fame.
by Craig B. January 1, 2006
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