number 3

Jizz/Chode/Spooge

I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.

by hrvatska June 6, 2003

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 27, 2015

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Number one bae

A person that is your favourite of all people usually hayden landa

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

number one dad

An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.

Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad

Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band

Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS

by kroberts8 September 10, 2008

Number 45

If you see what the 45th President of the USA did while you where away and you decide neither to use the name Donald or Trump for him becaue you think using the name Donald is insulting for all other Donald's in the world for example Donald Duck,

Look what 45 did yesterday? He is only 1 week inside the office he can't have destroyed everything .... Ohhh forgot its Number 45

by Wantellthename February 27, 2017