hefley

a slutty hefer

a pregnant cow that is a slut is a hefley

by coco the loco September 9, 2009

Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

hefster

a hipster just a little too fat for such tight clothing

that hefster's vag is popping out of her nylon stalkings.

by unicornerd August 16, 2010

Hefticles

Massive breasts of a fatty nature.

Check out those Hefticles. You'd get brain damage motor boating those.

by dyavoll May 21, 2011

heffaday

It is the 327th of Fecepter (Cooqii Mims’) birthday where one gets him and all his homies to go meet Carole Baskin.

“Happy Heffaday Cooqii Mims, today we’re going to meet Carole Baskin right?”

by Craygle Patrick Sheerer September 21, 2020

Bun Hefty

Wanting to smoke marijuanna, craving the high that it gives one.

Arturo: Yo Vatto, you got any dro?
Hector: No Ese, i'm dry out of gyz.
Arturo: Shit homes, i'm really bun hefty!

by kilahAP August 28, 2009

heffa

a really, really fat person

that heffa sat on my hamster and killed it.

by oh fuck off November 11, 2004