Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011

flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

diet coke of evil

when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil

ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil

by Brainfreeze March 20, 2005

Diet Coke

A term for Adderall and pharmaceuticals of the like.

I have to cram for this test coming up, got any diet coke?

by Allergic October 15, 2007

diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.

Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."

by Nick D July 20, 2004

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003