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A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.
person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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by msTsquared December 15, 2015
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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When you have sex with a girl for so long and shes so uninspired by your sexual prowess she starts to dry up.
Guy 1:Dude, so i was banging Sally last week for 2 hrs and i had to get the spray bottle out.
Guy 2: She was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.
by brookesy111 January 28, 2009
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