my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021

White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.

kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale

by big cack42069 February 25, 2021

Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021