The Point Of Life 

To live and to die. Quite simple really.

Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.

The Point Of Life by The Point Of Life February 7, 2017

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

sucks at life by Ashley December 1, 2003

Gacha Life 

A gacha game where you make your own custom characters or something idk. It has a gay-sex obsessed community that will try to include as much "YAOI" in their videos as they can possibly fit, don't look it up, you'll regret it.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Gacha persons new gay sex video?
Person 2: Yes I have! It was SOOOO great!!!!
Person 3: This is why your father called the asylum dear.
Person 4: Gacha life is awful.

Gacha Life by Gzionge May 18, 2019

Slut Life 

A lifestyle in which a person visits the beach once, then slaps a "Salt Life" sticker on their car to tell you they've been. Also known as trend sluts, attention whores and posers. Most "Slut Lifers" reside hours, perhaps even days, from the nearest body of salt water.
But they think it's cool....

"Hey Jenny, guess what? I just got back from Myrtle Beach and while I was there I got this awesome "Slut Life" sticker for my car!
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"

Slut Life by Vital Signz May 21, 2018

University of Life 

An idiom used commonly on Facebook by high school and college dropouts who secretly regret being unsuccessful at getting an education, and want to make it look intentional. It supposedly means that life is the person's teacher, although most of its students have not learned anything but how to just barely survive while still being able to afford enough alcohol to block the pain of lost dreams.

Psssh! Why go to school when I can get a job now? I was totally smart enough for school, I just choose to attend the University of Life!

University of Life by Rum Fiend May 17, 2018

get a life 

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.

Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.

get a life by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010