by Bradford James April 14, 2018
A lifestyle in which a person visits the beach once, then slaps a "Salt Life" sticker on their car to tell you they've been. Also known as trend sluts, attention whores and posers. Most "Slut Lifers" reside hours, perhaps even days, from the nearest body of salt water.
But they think it's cool....
But they think it's cool....
"Hey Jenny, guess what? I just got back from Myrtle Beach and while I was there I got this awesome "Slut Life" sticker for my car!
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
by Vital Signz April 4, 2018