pwnt by life 

When something bad happens to you, but you are powerless to stop it.

pwnt life

Guy A: "I tripped and sprained my ankle. Then it started raining and I caught a cold. I also stepped in dog shit just now."

Guy B: "HA! You were pwnt by life!"

pwnt by life by Jan Panda June 30, 2004

failing at life 

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.

Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.

failing at life by nion January 16, 2005

25 to life 

The name of a very deep Eminem song. Originally meant to be the final song of his career, the final track of Recovery depicts the hatred that Eminem has grown for hip hop, and his plans to "divorce her."

"Too late for the other side,
Caught in a chase, 25 to life."

25 to life by The urban redneck March 30, 2016

no life 

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

no life by No life goon May 3, 2009

answer to life 

Why you and I exist. According to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy," the mice build Deep Thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. After 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. Here is the actual quote, Loonquawl being a mouse:

'"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."'

One wonders what the meaning to life is. . .

answer to life by Grant0 February 21, 2004

Get a life 

An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt so badly by a witty insult/comeback that they have nothing else to say other than "get a life".

Retard: You're such a nerd. You're never gonna get laid
Guy: At least I don't change the subject when someone asks how many friends I have.
Retard: Go get a life.

Get a life by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwer September 8, 2009

port life

The toughest and hardest hood in cambridge
With cold blooded killers that shoot at North Cambridge Fakes asses
PORT 4 LIFE HOMIE

Port life gangsters who shoot NC scrams

port life by Dreamer44 August 16, 2009