sex pistol 

love gun, rocket, the monkey, ding dong, dingus, dinghy, wong, dong, Tootsie Roll, wiener, need I say more? The inspiration for the name of one of the most famous punk rock bands of all time.

Graham is in the rest room polishing his sex pistol again.

sex pistol by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Sex Blanket

A blanket that is used during sex to keep love juices from getting on your bed/sheets.

"You've forgotten the sex blanket, now there is semen all over your bed."

Sex Blanket by Mallory and Zach June 11, 2006

Sex It Up

When you need to sexualize or make something more appealing.

Ew! That pic of her is ugly, let's sex it up :)

Sex It Up by Getshreked420 August 10, 2016

sex accident 

Pregnancy

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins

sex accident by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009

sex tape 

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

sex tape by neo100101 March 5, 2006

Sex story 

Once upon a time, AHEM- sorry that’s lame. Once Samantha came to Caleb’s house. Caleb’s parents were away. He offered Samantha some chips like the gentleman he was. She denied the offer and wanted to have a little fun. She said she needed to use the bathroom to take a piss. She left the door open, removing he shirt and shorts to then move to her bra slowly pulling it down. She then pulled down her panties to sit on the toilet and masturbate. She moaned loudly, as such, Caleb heard. He walked upstairs to find her naked on the toilet mastrutbating. He felt his cock grow hard as he felt, entranced in a way. He walked towards her removing his shirt and his boxers showing his 9, spreading her legs apart squeezing her thighs. He then shoved his cock into her tight pussy “FUCK! DADDY! FASTER! FASTER!”. He thrusted faster watching her eyes roll back and her tits bounce. She moaned so loud that even people in Alaska could hear her. “IM CUMMING” She said as he started to lick her nipples. He shoved his dock into her mouth as his cock throbbed. She then deep throated as cum came from her pussy. The end.

Sex story yas I’m tired

Sex story by The_forbidenCANDLEwax February 12, 2023

sex bot 

a robot built for sex with humans or other robots, like R2D2 or C3PO or Data or Cameron or Cherry or Robby or Gort

After becoming more borg than human, Darth Vader preferred the intimate lubrication of sex bots over banging human chicks. Some suspect R2D2 and C3PO are the resulting love childs of such a union, thus making them the half-brothers of Luke and Leia.

sex bot by annfay howden May 2, 2009