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wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly
That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.
by chris January 16, 2004
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to have a wank and walk at the same time
fuck this im off for a wonk
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Wonkey

Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
by Dragz600 October 26, 2011
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wonka

A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
"Boys have a willy, girls have a wonka"
by Anniebageddi January 2, 2006
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Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy
Tanisha is a fucking wonk.
by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019
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A Willy Wonker

by Steve is June 22, 2008
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A willy wonka

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
by hoe inn May 28, 2009
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