The Axis Nuke

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll November 18, 2015

booty nuke

A fart so bad it kills everyone within 20 feet of them

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a booty nuke? Everyone in his house died!!

by Cailyn_robinson1 October 11, 2017

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.

Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.

by Hifoe December 5, 2017

Social Nuke

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017