Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

Malaak

Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.

“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”

by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019

MAACO

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme diarrhea. So called because it spraypaints the reciever's face brown, just like MAACO paints your car.

Sally: John gave me a MAACO last night and I was cleaning it off my face for three hours.
Judy: Gross.

by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

Malachi

A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.

Hi I'm gay and I'm Malachi

by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017

malacious

Characterized by pernicious influence; intending or intended to prevent harm via a circuitous route that may or may not add value to judgement. A camouflaged form of blame shifting in which the proponents compels validation that will later be used to authenticate their own merit, or the lack of merit of others.

Donna insisted that the procedure be executed, despite the obviously malacious intentions.

by Kennocha R May 12, 2019

maladactyle

Some big dumb bitch.

That maladactyle is out of control. "Caw Caw Caw"

by edgarnitty March 27, 2008