A blumpkin hurricane with extreme diarrhea. So called because it spraypaints the reciever's face brown, just like MAACO paints your car.
Sally: John gave me a MAACO last night and I was cleaning it off my face for three hours.
Judy: Gross.
Judy: Gross.
by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010
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