MAACO 

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme diarrhea. So called because it spraypaints the reciever's face brown, just like MAACO paints your car.

Sally: John gave me a MAACO last night and I was cleaning it off my face for three hours.
Judy: Gross.

MAACO by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

maano

Maano is a vamboe name given to sensitive, sweet girls with a kind heart and a can-do attitude some people say she is more special that she thinks

Maano is more special than you think

maano by DJ Cinderella September 23, 2020

sopa de macaco 

Monkey soup. A very exotic dish from Brazil. A Portuguese expression associated with a Facebook post by Brazilian resident Bettynho Zigindum, in which he is shown eating monkey soup. He mentions that his mother-in-law prepared him monkey soup and proceds to display several pictures where a monkey is shown skinless and torn to pieces before being cooked into a soup.

Sopa de macaco, uma delicia...

sopa de macaco by Uncle Amazon March 2, 2020

Briganos Maccos Brattae 

The Gallaic king of ancient Gallaecia in modern parts of Galicia, W. Asturias and N. Portugal.
Breoghan MacBratha is the modern Gaelic name.

The king of the Gallaeci was Briganos Maccos Brattae.

Briganos Maccos Brattae by GalaicoWarrior May 19, 2010

Maalona 

Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!

Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona

Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019

macoytard 

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

macoytard by theragingmole November 29, 2021