Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.
You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai
by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014
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They are very ugly and they do the most. Has no life and thinks he cute but not. Not really funny and has crushes on multiple girls because not one girl shall ever like them
You know Malachai?

Yea that real ugly dude with the nasty haircut?
Yea that’s him.
by nooneshalleverknow February 24, 2020
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Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
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a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.
That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"
by Malachai May 25, 2003
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He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 25, 2018
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Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett
Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm
by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020
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