Malachai

They are very ugly and they do the most. Has no life and thinks he cute but not. Not really funny and has crushes on multiple girls because not one girl shall ever like them

You know Malachai?

Yea that real ugly dude with the nasty haircut?
Yea that’s him.

by nooneshalleverknow February 24, 2020

malachai

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.

You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai

by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!

omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!

by xkqtiex November 06, 2020

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 25, 2018

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett

Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm

by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020

Malachai Donnelly

An absolute stud who is impeccable at getting bitches but is to good looking for his own use. He is also insanely rich and did I say handsome?

You heard of malachai Donnelly? Yeah I heard he had sex with the queen yesterday

by Ultrasexyman February 26, 2024