Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

Meat Throat

A wounded or swollen throat from gobbling too much man meat.

After repeated gobbling sessions I have a case of meat throat.

by Polly Filler February 24, 2015

Meat falcon

A penis

I pounded Jenny with my meat falcon.

by foxadactyl December 22, 2014

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

meat stroke

It is a condition in which some one has been subjected to a large amount of penis or an overly large penis. Symptoms are as follows; Throbbing headache, Dizziness and light-headedness, Lack of sweating despite the heat Red, hot, and dry skin, Muscle weakness or cramps, Nausea, Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak, Rapid, shallow breathing, Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering Seizures Unconsciousness

Hey you see the video that Ray J gave Kim Kardashian meat stroke? I bet Kanye couldn't do it.

Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.

Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.

by The West Coast Warlord July 2, 2012

Meat Pouch

The point between your belly button and vagina that creates a bulge in your jeans

bro my meat pouch is so big in these high wastes jeans

by Kydizzlepouch6 August 15, 2017

Meat Oaf

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.

Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!

by Alanis October 2, 2007