Haps birth yo

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.

Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"

by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019

Hoops

The best nickname to call your basketball teammate.

Shes gonna swish it.
It's Hoops not she.
Makes sense.

by thehoooops April 28, 2020

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

by James C June 11, 2003

New Hampshire Fuel Injector

When a girl is giving you head and right before you nut, you shove your wang down her throat and then finish

Jessica gave the best head last night, I even have her the ol’ New Hampshire Fuel injector

by Wumbo6699 July 10, 2018

Haps

A shorting of "happening", and used like the slang usage of "scene". This word dates back at least to the 1950s, e.g., it is used in the 1959 song, "Daddy Can I Go to the Hop?" by Eddie Jones and the Cashmeres.

What's the haps? (What's the scene?, What's going on?, What's happening?)

by Old and cranky February 15, 2015

hampster

Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.

Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.

by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009

hopscotch

A mixture of beer and scotch.

Never drink hopscotch.

by assmurderer September 3, 2011