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Definitions by assmurderer

heterochronohomonym 

A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.
"I set the tables, can I go home?"
"Did you set the tables? Or are you using a heterochronohomonym?
heterochronohomonym by assmurderer November 9, 2021

Laffensadden 

A German term roughly meaning "funny and sad at the same time."
It was laffensadden when I found out the times square elmo was just a racist homeless man in a costume.
Laffensadden by assmurderer August 21, 2013

Baby Birds 

A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.
My teeth are messed up because I played Baby Birds with my girlfriend one too many times.
Baby Birds by assmurderer June 19, 2013

Norwegian nose tickle 

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.
I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.
Norwegian nose tickle by assmurderer December 14, 2012

playing center field 

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.
Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
playing center field by assmurderer September 13, 2011

hopscotch 

A mixture of beer and scotch.
Never drink hopscotch.
hopscotch by assmurderer September 3, 2011

Mate Guard

An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.
Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
Mate Guard by assmurderer June 23, 2011