Definitions by assmurderer
heterochronohomonym
A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.
heterochronohomonym by assmurderer November 9, 2021
Laffensadden
It was laffensadden when I found out the times square elmo was just a racist homeless man in a costume.
Laffensadden by assmurderer August 21, 2013
Baby Birds
A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.
Baby Birds by assmurderer June 19, 2013
Norwegian nose tickle
the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.
Norwegian nose tickle by assmurderer December 14, 2012
playing center field
Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
playing center field by assmurderer September 13, 2011
hopscotch
hopscotch by assmurderer September 3, 2011
Mate Guard
An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.
Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
Mate Guard by assmurderer June 23, 2011