assmurderer's definitions

hopscotch

A mixture of beer and scotch.

Never drink hopscotch.

by assmurderer September 3, 2011

Flammobilia

Memorabilia that also happens to be flammable.

Most memorabilia is also flammobilia.

by assmurderer April 12, 2010

Norwegian nose tickle

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.

I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.

by assmurderer December 14, 2012

Laffensadden

A German term roughly meaning "funny and sad at the same time."

It was laffensadden when I found out the times square elmo was just a racist homeless man in a costume.

by assmurderer August 21, 2013

Cidephobia

The fear of killing. According to the Center for Mental Disorders (CMD), cidephobia is specified as a condition in which a person either has an intense desire not to kill people, experiences recurrent urges not to kill, or fantasies about a world in which everyone gets along. Cidephobia is recognized as a clinical disorder by the CDM. It has been shown in numerous studies that cidephobia has negative effects on a person's ability to enjoy killing. If you or a loved one suffer from cidephobia, they should see a psychiatrist immediately.

John: Hey Paul! Kill that mofo!
Paul: I can't due to my cidephobia.
John: Aw damn Paul, you seriously need to get some help.

by assmurderer September 14, 2009

fence hopping

The act of hopping a fence or otherwise entering a property for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with pets and/or livestock.

The locals were disgusted when they discovered that Bob had been fence hopping.

by assmurderer July 25, 2010

Twilight

Powerful supernatural beings fighting over a homely teenage girl.

Person A: Did you read/see Twilight?

Person B: No.

by assmurderer February 6, 2010