Whalely

crazy...astronomical...out of this world

Dat ass is whalely !!!

by yertoxic July 22, 2019

Whale Hunter

A Whale Hunter is a sales person that go primarily after whales.

(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.

by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.

I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .

Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012

Cash whale

A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.

You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?

by lolman159 August 30, 2017

Golden Whale

The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species

Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”

Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”

by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021