Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

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Pocket Slob

Someone who habitually stores loose snacks or food in their pockets, like Doritos or candy, often for snacking later.

"I knew she was a Pocket Slob when I saw Dorito crumbs falling out of her jeans."

by Breeanthia January 11, 2025

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SLOB

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".

A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.

"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."

Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."

by SadSushi August 28, 2023

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slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020

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