hot slob

a hot girl who is very messy. her room is a mess, she doesn’t pick up after herself, and she never seems put together. a very attractive woman who has a completely slob way of living.
My girlfriend always makes a mess when she comes over, she is such a hot slob.”
by elizabeth2215 July 19, 2023
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Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.
"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"
by Honz911 December 06, 2023
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Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
by Slob king December 19, 2023
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slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.
Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.
by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025
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Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.
Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.
by ob=y August 16, 2022
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Revolting Slob

A character on Crashbox (Remember that show?) that teaches vocabulary...and then explodes at the end of every one of his segments.
*Revolting Slob explodes*
by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024
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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc March 18, 2014
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