Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

modern lure

When your playing Modern Warfare 2 and you want to do something, and you say after this round and you just keep playing.

Tom: Hey, what happened, I thought you were coming over?

Bill:I was but I caught in a modern lure.

by nipwpghivusghvpkejbgkpwuebr;ke February 6, 2010

Modern Warfare 3

What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.

Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?

Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.

Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.

Gamer 2: I know.

by JD_For_Real September 13, 2011

Modern Spongebob

modern spongebob is a spongebob that is modern, for many, spongebob started to get modern at season 5, modern spongebob sucked so bad that even the creator Stephen Hillenburg returned to spongebob at season 9 to try to make things better, and it did got better, seasons 9 to 11 were probably the best of modern spongebob, but then stephen died and modern spongebob went downhill again. Let´s hope season 13 gets better. Also when will Nickelodeon stop being money thirsty and end spongebob alredy goddamnit.

Have you seen a modern spongebob episode?
Yes, i did

by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021

Modern day pussy

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.

Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.

by silentthread April 7, 2009

modern pussy

A pussy that has had at least one or two children maximum and still maintains reasonable friction.

My girlfriends modern pussy still felt tight after she had her second child.

by Wilhepee May 2, 2014

modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.

On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004