keuper

an extremely attractive younger lover

girl one- "jamie looks happpy"
girl two- "yeah, thats cause shes got a keuper now"
girl one- "oh my god i so want one!"

by nameless123 June 25, 2008

kebler

To send sensitive information to an large group of people (most likely the entire company) who should not have access to it.

I have a list of all of our company's sensitive-information, but I just keblered it and sent it to company-all mailing list!

by patdan January 4, 2018

Aubrey keller

He no cool he stupid fat idiot idiot fat stupid yes

Aubrey Keller no cools

by Big boy smarts that u no have September 1, 2020

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008