peyton keener

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019

zoo keeper

someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks

joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

zoo keeper

someone who puts up with your shit...

zoo keeper... self explanitory

by Mark C. McKenna September 26, 2010

keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

Book Keepers Cock Sucker

A Fags Fag. Generally used as an Insult.

That guy is such a show off. Hes a regular Book Keepers Cock Sucker

by KILLKEV August 8, 2005

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008