hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.

"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)

by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

Goon

A menace to society. they have no reason to act like this, they just feel like it.

Kyler you are being an absolute goon right now.

by LihamSpaget November 24, 2021

Goonabi

A very universal word. Used to describe very good things.

1. "Mom, can you make me a goonabi meal?"
2. "Tonight is going to be a goonabi night."

by Chubies April 19, 2009

goody p

1. an expression of excitement or contentment
2. a delicious treat
3. a sweet tushy
4. is a shortened version of goody proctor, and over time has evolved to plain and simple, goody p

Hey, I got a delicious ice cream sammy for you!
Goody P!

Hey, you were right about that thing you said!
Goody P!

by grlfromipanema November 26, 2009

goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016